idrownedjack said “SLEEPING IS FOR THE WEAK”
((IM WEAK THEN. But I’ve also been up since like…4 because I couldn’t sleep…..BUT MEEHH. *flails at*))
Cmon. Don’t be weak.
Weak was like Jack when he fell in me.
I hope you soaked in battery acid and bleach then burned into a fiery inferno of charcoaled love<3
Sup little honey wanna holla?
Yeah your owner.
I was kinda going for the little blonde chick that keeps calling me “Pretty” but I think she’s coo now.
Last time I checked, you can’t stop me if I decide to p*ss on your face.
Last time I checked, you can’t stop me from drowning you either way.
Oh what’s that? Is that a yellow puddle floating around?
Oh what’s that?
Is that your body floating around?
At least I’ll be immortal. Once global warming hits, you won’t be so fortunate.
At least kids believe in me.
Oh wait, they don’t have too.
They already see me.